Sunburnt and Scared: A Spring Break Nightmare

Well, I guess you could say my spring break/vacation/holiday didn't exactly go as planned. I mean, it started off amazing/awesome/fantastic, the weather was perfect/ideal/beautiful, and we were all hyped to party/celebrate/have a good time. But things took a sharp turn/decidedly weird turn/sudden detour when I got absolutely fried/cooked/scorched by the intense/brutal/fierce sun.

Now, I'm not ignorant about getting a tan, but this was next level. My skin feels like it's on fire/crawling/tight and I look like a cooked lobster/tomato/walking sunburn. I can barely move without feeling like my body is on fire and the whole thing is just a pain in the butt/unbearable/awful.

The Abyssal Depths: Paradise Lost

The ocean’s abyss are often imagined as serene. However, beneath the skin lies a truth both alien. Here, in the blackness, forgotten evils thrive.

• Monsters
• Lurking
• Whispers

Something dark waits in the murky waters. A forgotten paradise twisted into a terrifying vision.

Zombie's Beach Party

Get ready to groove with the ghosts at the wildest beach party of the year! At Graveyard Cove, you can moonwalk with your favorite undead pals. We've got a killer DJ spinning tunes, ghoulish grub to devour, and plenty of fog machines. Come dressed in your best undead attire for a chance to win the Best Ghoul contest. Don't be a chicken, join us at Zombie's Beach Party – it'll be a blast

Sand , Sun , and Screams

The beach was a thrumming scene today. Kids scampered in and out of the cool waves, their laughter echoing across the shore. But hidden beneath that peaceful facade, a sense of nervousness lingered in the humid air. As the sun blazed higher, casting long shapes across the sand, something felt suspicious.

• Perhaps it was the way the seagulls were hovering overhead, their weird calls sending a shiver down your spine.
• Or the sudden quiet that fell over the beach just before the screams began?

What it was, one thing was certain: something sinister brewed beneath the surface of this idyllic paradise.

These Spring Break Bums Are Always Out of Control

This year/season/time in Miami/Cancun/Pensacola, things are about to blow up/get crazy/go off the rails. We're talking massive parties/epic ragers/legendary gatherings that'll make your head spin/explode/swim. These kids/teens/youngsters aren't messing around, they're here to make memories/wreak havoc/live their best lives. Expect shots/booze/liquor flowing like water, music pumping/DJs spinning/the beat dropping all night/day/weekend long, and sunbathers/swimmers/tan lines as far as the eye can see. It's a wild world down here, so buckle up and get ready for the ride/show/biggest party of the year.

A Frat House Filled with Fear

Dude, this place is straight-up creepy. The whole building is like a vortex to another dimension. You can totally feel the {evil{ lurking around every corner. It's like the ghosts are chasing you, man. Like one time I saw this spooky silhouette in the dark room. And then there was the time when all the lights flickered at the same time and we could hear moaning coming from the attic. Seriously, this place is giving me the chills. You've been warned.